So, a funny thing happened on Facebook the other day...

The following is a true story.  I'm the suspicious blonde character.  My friend lives a zillion miles away, in Arizona.  She is amazing, and has 2 sets of twins and a baby and still manages to keep a fantastic sense of humor and be awesome in every way that matters.  I just love her.  This went down, and she told me I should blog it.  So I am.  I took out the names and the pictures of others to protect the innocent, but other than that, the best way I can explain this is to just copy the "conversation".  Enjoy!

All this grocery shopping and I still don't know what's for dinner tonight. I have cooking

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• you have cooking? Is it curable?

  February 21 at 2:44pm · Unlike · 3
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   Hate. I hate it.

  February 21 at 2:50pm via mobile · Like · 1
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  Someday soon people will just assume that when I type there will be typos. Then when someone abducts me and posts on my behalf everyone will know its not me because there won't be enough typos.

  February 21 at 2:51pm via mobile · Like
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  The end

  February 21 at 2:51pm via mobile · Like · 1
•  till then, thou shalt entertain meh.

  February 21 at 2:52pm · Like · 1
•  Me too! I might like cooking if I was actually good at it!

  February 21 at 2:52pm via mobile · Like · 1
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  Tell me what you have, I'll tell you how to cook it. It'll be like long-distance Chopped. 

  February 21 at 3:39pm via mobile · Like · 3
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   Fruits veggies chicken breasts ground beef. I almost got pork chops and tried your recipe but I chickened out. Maybe I'll just do it w chicken

  February 21 at 4:42pm via mobile · Unlike · 1
• M should be cooking for you tonight... or taking you out for dinner! Happy Anniversary!

  February 21 at 4:48pm · Like · 2
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  Ha. You would think. He's in Zurich. So many kids bays now I have to let him use the vacation week he usually uses for our anniversary.

  February 21 at 4:54pm via mobile · Like
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   Chicken stir fry with rice?

  February 21 at 5:04pm via mobile · Like
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  Never done that but I did buy brown rice at trader joes

  February 21 at 5:05pm via mobile · Like
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  And I have a bag of stir fry veggies!

  February 21 at 5:06pm via mobile · Like
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  Get the rice started cooking. Then cut the chicken into pieces about the size of your thumb, slice an onion into strips, and mince up some garlic, if you have it. Heat some oil at med-high heat in a large pan, then throw the chicken, onion, and garlic in and cook it for about 5 minutes, until it looks all white, possibly some browning. Throw in the stir fry veggies. Make a sauce out of soy sauce and honey if you have those...you can add a little orange juice if you want too, and/or a few red pepper flakes. Throw in the sauce, bring it to a simmer, then scoop it out over rice. 

  February 21 at 5:16pm via mobile · Like
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  It's as close as I can come to cooking you an anniversary dinner. 

  February 21 at 5:18pm via mobile · Like · 1
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   Nice! I have a wok and a garlic braid

  February 21 at 5:21pm via mobile · Unlike · 1
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   This was fun! Lol

  February 21 at 5:36pm via mobile · Like
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   Don't get too excited. I've got papa johns on hold just in case. Lol

  February 21 at 5:41pm via mobile · Unlike · 1
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   Ok. That was really good. You should blog that.

  February 21 at 6:24pm via mobile · Unlike · 2

  
  

And so I did.  :)